Saturday, September 26, 2015

This Week in Kpop: September 20-26, 2015

Ailee Bad

This Week in Kpop was definitely a snoozer compared to last week and its massive releases! But that didn't mean nothing happened, Jack! I fact, there's a certain Queen who's here to reclaim her throne...

Ailee is Back!


THE QUEEN IS BACK. Well, almost. As we've said, this week was the polar opposite of last week and the massive releases all clumped together. But we did get sufficiently teased by Ailee's upcoming album, Vivid, her first full length album...ever. Somehow, we didn't realize that she hasn't had a full album yet, but we have high hopes here, since Ailee has the vocals and the charisma to be a superstar for decades, friends. What should be encouraging is that "Mind Your Own Business" looks sufficiently ridiculous in the best Kpop ways possible - and we're digging the possible anti-authority vibe of the teaser and smashing cars for no reason (probably: REVENGE). We love our Kpop with a little 'tude.

BUT what we do worry about is Ailee getting that killer song that shoots her through the roof. "Don't Touch Me" was a popular release and all signs point to an upward trajectory for her career, but we felt that the song, besides incorporating a Gospel feel, fell a bit flat as a major pop release.


The song certainly didn't stick with us like "I'll Show You" or "U&I" or even "Heaven," and certainly didn't hold a memorable hook that stuck with us for the whole year. The attitude, the vocals, the charisma were there. But the song was middling, passable, and, honestly, kind of boring. We say this out of love. Ailee is one of our favorite idols EVER. She even starred in our Fan Fiction!

All we're saying is that Ailee deserves a better release than "Don't Touch Me." Ailee deserves a slaying release-sing along in bars-mega hit that will stay in your head for years and years. And we have high hopes. Fingers, toes, and eyes are crossed.

Brown Eyed Girls are Back Too??


BROWN EYED GIRLS ARE COMING BACK IN OCTOBER. WE REPEAT: BROWN EYED GIRLS ARE COMING BACK IN OCTOBER!! With the producer of "Sixth Sense" and "Abracadabra," one of the best Kpop releases OF ALL TIME. Did you forget? HOW COULD YOU FORGET?


Shame on you. 

Gary's "Joa" (featuring Jay Park) and "Get Some Air" (featuring Miwoo)



Gary released not one, but TWO music videos this week, with "Get Some Air," besides some melodramatic crying, winning out with a more complex jam than the more smooth and scandalously steamy "Joa." Miwoo really brings life to the song with a killer chorus and Gary's flows are, as always, on point. "Joa" has a video that's a bit distracting with the racy sex scene in the middle of the video (but this a Gary video, so what did you expect??). But why compare? Both of these songs are strong releases on a quiet week. Enjoy them already!

Berry Good's "My First Love"



Berry Good made some news this week with their ballad, "My First Love" and their tearful performances of music shows. Apparently, the songwriter/composer of this song, Ju Taeyeong, wrote this while he was suffering from a blood cancer, and has since passed. While we've never been a fan of ballads, but this song, perhaps because of the illness of the composer, or the affections of the singers, or maybe just with our changed perception of the release, seems more soulful and emotionally resonating. Worth a listen, friends!

Amber's "Beautiful"


We missed this special video for Amber's "Beautiful," which came out of nowhere, but still. No matter how you feel about "Shake that Brass," and we were notably unimpressed, "Beautiful" is a powerful song with a great message. We're glad that SM released a music video for it, special or not, even with possibility of being lost in the shuffle with Red Velvet and Super Junior. Watch this! Now!

Throwback Discussion: VIXX's "Error"


This week we brought you a little something different, bringing a conversation between Hafsa Tameez and Gayathri Ravindran on last year's spellbinding "Error" music video by VIXX. What do the uncover? Find out here!

September 20-26, 2015

And that was This Week in Kpop! Yes, it was a quiet week! But we're still and so are you, and that's all that matters! Until next week, have fun and be safe!


Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Throwback Discussion: VIXX's 'Error'

Cyborg Heart Vixx

Hafsa Tameez is a Pakistani-born, nowhere-based interior designer/ professional procrastinator/ self-entertainer. Stumbling onto Kpop as a socially-awkward shy recluse, she was immediately hooked. After making the irrevocable mistake of taking a philosophy course in college, she now loves analyzing the world of Kpop with Gayathri. While she adores far too many Kpop groups, her favorites have always been SHINee, Vixx, Exo, Mamamoo and Spica (though BTS is swiftly reeling her in).

Gayathri Ravindran is an Indian-born, Dubai-based Multimedia Design student currently 4 months away from graduation. She discovered Kpop through the irresistible charms of the one who calls himself Nichkhun, after seeing him on Running Man one too many times. Last year something possessed her to take a philosophy class, then two more and now she spends her free time analyzing Kpop culture with Hafsa. Currently following way more groups than she has time for including 2PM, SHINee, Vixx, BTS and Exo. Not a big fan of girl groups, although she is very excited about Mamamoo and The Ark.

This is what happens when k-pop takes over your life and you decide to take a philosophy class...

Hafsa: OK I know we’re almost a year late to the party but can we talk about VIXX’s Error? Like great music video and all, but what just happened? I tried looking it up, but in an interview all Hongbin said was that it was a simple love song. :/


Gayathri: LOL! Yeah. It certainly isn’t just a plain old love song. Honestly, the producers and everyone behind the concepts don’t get enough credit sometimes.

H: Ok. So when you first saw the MV, what did you think it was about? What were your first thoughts?

G: “OMG oppaaaa !! :o Waaah it’s such a coolio song!” xD But then I started to pay attention to the video. I was mostly focused on the girl and her story to be honest. I get what you mean though. I know Hongbin’s character turned into a cyborg (I mean he took off his shirt and everything, which yass thank you Director-nim), but is she a cyborg or full robot? At first I was convinced that the song was about ethics in the context of AI and all that jazz.

H: I know Hongbin is a cyborg and she is a robot. I don’t get why she was “illegal,” but it made me think that the song and video are about identity.

G: I guess it is possible. Hang on, let me see if I can find a video with the English translation of the lyrics and then we can dissect it.

H: I’m just noticing Hongbin standing there staring at Ken…

G: Plot twist: he loves Ken and the girl was just a trial run for his diabolical master plan all along.

H: XD what even?! Anyway, the lyrics talk about the fact that he just wants to be alive, and to live; but he can’t because he erased his ability to feel emotion. What does emotion have to do with the state of being alive?

Vixx Error

G: So is he bringing her back because he wants to be able to feel again or because he loves her? But if he can’t feel then how does he know he even loves her anymore?

H: If you listen to the whole song. I don’t think he was successful. So his love for her was never the question.

G: ahh right. Yeah I see that.

H: So basically, he is reducing his existence to mere breathing and eating with the sole purpose of enduring :/

I hate it when Ravi starts rapping. He starts making all these philosophical points and I’m just here like o.O And that’s when you get past that ‘hat’ and the epic “BURN” at the end XD

Ravi Hat Vixx

G: Hear hear. I find that they are making very conflicting points in the lyrics. First he (i.e Hongbin and Co.) tell us that he is erasing his ability to feel emotion, growing numb essentially, because emotion hurts him and he doesn’t want to feel that. But then it’s the memories that don’t stop, these very memories that he says he has “no confidence of winning over that”. I’m supposing this is the memory of her dying and leaving him.

H: So I’m picking up on 2 key points in the song lyrics: emotion and memory

G: Right so basically he made himself a cyborg to get over her but he can’t so he decides to embrace it and bring 'her' back as a way to let himself feel the memories again?

H: No. I think the memory of her dying, and the realization that he is alone and grieving is the reason he takes away his own ability to feel emotion. Basically, turns self to a cyborg. Have to say, not exactly a great plan for a guy who can build a robot that eerily resembles his ex-lover to a t. Ah wait I get it. It’s a cycle! He takes away his emotions to escape the pain from the memories, but the memories won’t let him forget, so he keeps making himself less human by killing his own emotions. Epiphany yo!

G: See what bugs me though is the whole recreating her thing. Like did he always plan to do that? Since before he made himself a cyborg? Or is he doing that because all he has are memories of her so he's doing it just to figure out what these memories mean?

Vixx Cyborg

H: I don’t think so. I think he recreates her once he comes to the realization of his own vicious cycle. The lyrics say that he decides to rip out the memories since his memories are the cause of his suffering.

G: Right. I mean he looked completely unemotional when he is making the robot that looks like her. Guess that makes sense since by that point that he has "ruined himself" by taking away his ability to truly be "alive".

H: Right. Since they established that being truly alive is tied to ability to feel emotional experiences. I think here is where I understand what he is doing; he decides to rip out the memories that torment him. Which means, he recreates her, but erases all memories of her ever being dead. So she is made with partial sense of self, considering half her memories are not there. It seems that she doesn’t know that she dead and the dude chooses not to remember that little detail.

G: And that’s why it’s an error or illegal or whatever. She’s not even real.

H: Wah. "Deeper than dreams inside dreams." Yes please go all inception on us. Because we need this to be more confusing than it is -_-

G: LOL! So what he really wants is to forget that she's dead. But he cannot. So the next best thing is to make a robot version of her that doesn’t know she's dead so he has an excuse to pretend?

H: hahahaha. That is some next level role-playing man XD But essentially, that’s it. Sadly for him, it doesn’t work.

G: :’’ so tragic

Vixx Error Tragedy

H: Because if him trying to forget and not feel pain makes him less alive and less human, then not giving her all her memories makes her not human at all. I was looking at the memories he gave her, and he only gave her the memories of their love and relationship together.

G: Right! That was my problem with her from the start. So it’s not the same girl at all. Finally, makes sense. Also think I understand why “love is a lie to one person in the end” now. What I’m getting is that the way they define love is being able to love and be loved in return.

H: I got that too. And Hongbin had that until she went and died. Now he is left alone. So he brings back the part of her he is incomplete without: the love she has for him. But that’s where he made the error: if she has no complete memory, then she cannot know why she even loves him to begin with. What made her love him? What is their relationship to her?

G: So, identity. In summary, in that context, the sense of being alive is not the fact that you eat or breathe, but rather that you can feel emotion. And your memories help in that department. You feel love and all, but you also experience pain. Your memories of who you are and where you have been are what make you, you. Basically, your memories of your life and experiences allow you to experience and share the emotions unique to you.

H: So was it real for Hongbin when he dies in the end? For him it was about being able to love and be loved in return. He recreated her with the ability to love him. But by that definition of humanity and life, I guess it wasn’t a real love in the end was it? He seemed pretty happy to die with that though.

Vixx End Error

G: Well, I mean it could have been to him because he didn’t actually consciously have that realization did he? Those Men in Black came and tried to take her away. She's not real anyway so they couldn’t have really hurt her. But the fact that he chose to run away with her and commit cyborg suicide instead of letting her go tells me it was real enough for him.

H: I don’t think it was about hurting her. I believe he knew that it would have hurt him to lose her again. He was still in love with the idea of her till the end. Maybe that’s what he meant when it says that he has ruined himself. That he can’t really tell the difference. Do you think he knows on some level that it’s not real? Was that why he was willing to die?

G: As in he wanted so badly to convince himself it was real that when something happened to threaten that belief he couldn’t deal and decided this was the best way to retain that idea? That makes a lot of sense. Basically, I think we’re saying memory constitutes a person’s identity. Is that what Error is about? Dude, mind-blown!

H: It’s a very Humean philosophical approach to self-awareness, this idea that a chronological sequence of connected memories allows us to formulate this construct of identity.

G: #HumeFTW! And here Hongbin thinks it’s a simple love song! XD


Saturday, September 19, 2015

This Week in Kpop: September 13-19, 2015

iKON Debut

This Week in Kpop is so loaded that we don't even know where to begin. Okay, we kinda do. We've been hearing iKON so long that to finally get their official release fills our bones with relief. But does "My Type" blow us away? Well...why don't we get started already?

Finally: iKON!


In a year where Big Bang has taken hold of YG's release schedule, we've been hearing again and again that iKON was just around the corner, ready to blow these other rookies out of the water. And now, finally: iKON!

And we're a bit...surprised? As far as rookie debuts go, maybe we were expecting something closer to Monsta X rather than Seventeen's. Maybe it's our own fault for not expecting something so...chill. Unnervingly chill. It's like we want to shake these guys awake and ask them, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE?

So, we can't help it. We're a bit bored by this release, even though it does get better with subsequent listens. It's still not a song that we have to return to, ever, and that's troubling to us for a debut release that was supposed to slay. But maybe slaying is relative. While we've heard some disappointment and some complaints on line distribution, "My Type" has certainly dominated the charts and the views on YouTube keep climbing. That doesn't say anything on the song's actual quality, but if it's grabbing so many people, iKON must be doing something right. Right? We'll take a closer look at this release next week. We may need to give "My Type" some time to simmer.

Jessi Slays!


Now this is what we're talking about. We weren't blown away by Cheetah's flat "My Number" for much of the same reason that iKON's "My Type" feels all meh. With a debut release, we're looking for some urgency. We're looking for the raw, for the uninhibited. We want to feel like the artist(s) believes they only have one shot at grabbing your attention, as if this may very well be their only release ever. Seventeen's "Adore U" had that manic intensity (surely, with Pledis' issues, much more was at stake), while Monsta X's release felt like they were prepping for war. Cheetah and iKON feel safer, like they know they'll have more chances to show their charisma. 

And then there's Jessi. She's certainly a controversial, brash figure who some are just going to hate no matter what she does. But you cannot deny her intensity here, her distinct vocals, her calculated flow, or that this song just jams. Jessi's personality may feel larger than life, but maybe that's exactly what a release like this needs. Personality that will slap you in the face. "This is my moment," she sings, and you just know that Jessi means it

Rock that Kpop! 



Are you ready to rock? THIS WEEK IN KPOP, we said, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?! CNBLUE and Nell! In the same week? We don't even deserve this! Props to Nell especially for their high quality low quality video, which just has to be in the running for our coveted music video of the month, right? Check these out, friends. After a long, saccharine summer it's about time for some rock. So, yes, we're ready.

DIA's Debut


iKON was not the only group that made their long-awaited debut! DIA crashed into the scene with "Somehow," and while it doesn't seem like it will rule the charts, we liked the energy. The real story here is how they're getting some flack from a small (but vocal) portion of T-ara and SPEED fans who resent the time and attention MBK is going to give the group. BUT COME ON. MBK, as flawed as they are, need new groups to SURVIVE. And regardless of MBK, DIA shouldn't get slammed for simply existing, should they?

SM JUST CAN'T STOP




SM is just killing it lately. They've killed with SNSD's recent releases and Red Velvet is just about to dominate the world. Any other week, Super Junior's "Magic" would be a cover story and Jonghyun having another solo release (even a ballad) would be big news. It seems as though SM is burning through Super Junior songs because of impending military duties, but we can forgive these abrupt releases and even questionable retweets from Siwon (who has since apologized), because rumor has it TAEMIN IS HAVING ANOTHER SOLO RELEASE.


Come on, baby, come on baby, come on baby, etc.

Why I Hate Music Shows, Part 4: The Ugly Hierarchy of Fandoms


Zadner Stachniak is just killing it here with his exploration on music shows. Here it is, the thrilling conclusion, and this time he's taking on fandoms. How so? Find out here!

September 13-19, 2015

And that was This Week in Kpop! There were just too many releases this week so maybe we've missed something? You certainly have an opinion on these big releases! Are you feeling iKON's release more than we are? Let us know - but let us know why. We'll give it more listens ourselves. Until next week, have fun and be safe!


Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Why I Hate Music Shows, Part 4: The Ugly Hierarchy of Fandoms


If you’ve followed my rants and ravings over the past weeks, then I hope that you’ve at least begun to question the efficacy of the Kpop music show. Of what use is a non-live broadcast of musical performance where nothing is gained by the competition and the judgment is suspect? The answer, I would argue, is, very little.

But the number one reason why I don’t support music shows has, in some ways, nothing to do with the shows themselves, or with their supposed usefulness or importance. The biggest issue with music shows is that the ugly hierarchy of exclusivity it creates between and among fandoms harms the wider Kpop community.

Intra-fandom Strife

Kpop fans interested in attending one of the popular music shows will learn very quickly that there’s no central repository or marketplace for tickets. If you want to see your favorite idol, you need to be prepared for an early morning, a long wait, and for a complete stranger to measure your worth as a fan and assign your place in the Kpop caste system.

Music show producers do not intentionally create hierarchies within fandoms. If anything, the only intentionality that the producers display is a desire to avoid responsibility over fans as far as possible. Producers delegate the whole process of determining which fans set foot inside their facility to the various fandom managers. The producers set the number of fans that will be allowed to attend, and then leave the fans to organize themselves.


Over time, this has developed into a very specific system whereby each fan is assigned worth, mostly based on fandom membership and the fan’s spending power. A typical queue for entering a music show will first prioritize official fandom members who have bought the new album, have proof of a digital download, and sometimes even an official poster. Within the subset of individuals who meet that criteria, a more traditional method of first-come, first-in-line is used. The next few sections of the line will also favor official fandom members who may not have purchased all of the new gear. Basically, the less money you’ve spent, the further down the line you’ll be. Finally, after all official fandom members have taken their place in the queue, then, and only then, will non-members be allowed to join. And again, preference will be given to spending power. Have the new album, proof of download, and a poster? Great, you’re in line ahead of the person with only the album. Make sense? Priority one is for official fandom members, priority two is for spending power, and priority three is for how early you get there.

Let’s talk first about priority one: official fandom membership. Favoring official members sounds fairly normal. If a fandom is only given a certain number of tickets, that fandom will naturally want to assure that those few tickets go to devoted fans. But in some cases, this only serves to cover a more subtle form of discrimination. For example, some fandoms have not accepted new memberships in several years (e.g. SHINee, for one), meaning that there is an implicit value assigned to the length of one’s fanship. Moreover, in the case of a closed fandom, there is no way for a new, devoted fan to accelerate his or her worth. Tough luck, in other words. The person who registered as a fan years ago, who may or may not have maintained their earlier level of enthusiasm, who may or may not have bothered to buy the new album, this person will always be valued as more worthy than you.


But no matter, you can still prove your worth in dollars. Buy more swag than the fan next to you and you’ll be assigned a spot in line ahead of them. Again, while this practice seemingly makes sense, it rewards the view that the “true fan” is the one who spends the most money on their bias. This is an ugly way to treat human beings. It equates them with “consumers,” with credit cards and spending potential. Yes, purchasing an album is a way of supporting your bias. A piece of that revenue (a very small piece) goes directly to the idol, and allows him or her to continue performing. But not every fan has the spending power to buy three new albums per year, digitally download in duplicate, and purchase various fandom swag. Not everyone is so fortunate. And for those fans who do struggle with money, who wonder if they should buy groceries or the newest album, I say this to you: Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not a fan, or that their existence as a fan is more important than yours. If that means not attending music shows, then don’t attend music shows. There is no reason to support such an institution.

The truth is that the current method of queuing fans for music shows creates a nasty hierarchy of perceived fan worth. For some, the allure of being “important” is so strong that they would rather be a big fish in a small pond. Those fans are likely to hop from debut group to debut group, constantly seeking a position of power as a “first,” “original,” or “true” fan.

This admission system also serves to entirely bar entry for many. If your fandom is assigned 250 seats and 300 official fandom members show up, there’s a good chance you’re not getting in. And for the casual fan, don’t even think about it.


Inter-fandom Strife

Given all the (perceived) pressure for Kpop groups to “win” music shows, some level of animosity between various fandoms is to be expected. There is constant speculation and accusation regarding cheating, most of it leveled at the other, overly-aggressive fandoms (never one’s own!). And this bad blood will often spill over into message boards and comment threads, where so-called representatives of various fandoms will condemn or support various other groups in a confusing, Disney-version of a faux-political battle-royale.

But this isn’t the type of inter-fandom strife I worry about. There’s so much vinegar and hate on the internet that we often forget about or ignore some of the more worrying in-person variations. For example, when attending a Kpop music show, fans are warned against cheering too loudly for another group. Think that Red Velvet performed well and deserves your applause? Think again. You’re in the SNSD section. Shut it down.


And this is not to pick on SONEs or any other group. All fandoms do this, and it is a direct result of the admission practices described above. It would be considered bad form and a strict “no-no” to pretend to be a fan of another group only to attain a seat. Because there are no general admission tickets, because there are so few seats assigned to each fandom, because it is so difficult to get into a music show, fans will naturally turn against any member of their group who may be seen as having snuck in under false pretenses. I’m sympathetic to that point of view. What bothers me is that Kpop music shows, through their own laziness and irresponsibility, have created a system which discourages the audience from regarding the performers with even a basic level of respect, and which lumps individual audience members into broad categories irrespective of their own self-determination.

The best example of the synecdochic treatment of audience members as representatives of their entire fandom can be found in the ban on taking photos. Presumably, this ban exists because the show isn’t broadcast live, so photos being posted during the recording would be seen as a “leak” and further evidence of the show’s shambolic formatting. The punishment for violating this ban, though, is the barring of all members of the fandom from attendance. This might sound like a fair measure, and one that would keep everyone in line (the members of each group become the enforcers of the rules). But it also equates individual human beings with the broad category of their fandom. Surely we would stand up and revolt in the instance that the prosecution of an Italian shoplifter led to the imprisonment of all Italians. What does a broad categorization have to do with individual action? Would we really expect Italian citizens to be the enforcers of honesty in all Italians? Would that even be possible? What is to stop one rotten apple from ruining the bunch? Nothing, of course. Aside from Kpop music shows’ poor understanding of how morality works, they make it so much worse when they equate one VIP with all VIPs.


The simple fix, of course, would be for music shows to open their tickets to the general audience. Sell tickets (or give them away) like any other event or venue. Set a date and time when the tickets will go on sale, and let fans click a button on their computers or phones. Yes, tickets will sell out in a matter of seconds. But think of the time-savings as compared with waiting in line for hours. More importantly, opening up tickets creates a system where any fan could feasibly attend.

Fans of every variety could show up to witness and celebrate the music they love. Foreign fans, casual fans, fans that have more than one bias. Music shows would benefit from all of these groups, as an audience which wants to watch and hear Kpop no matter which artist is performing will be a much better audience than one which wants the other groups to get the hell off the stage so they can watch their own bias already.

This system wouldn’t necessarily be perfect. Music shows would almost have to get rid of any sort of fan voting, as it would be weighted in favor of the larger groups (more fans = more people clicking on the link to buy tickets = more chance of attendance). But, hey, live fan voting was broken to begin with, so nothing lost there. The biggest drawback from opening up tickets to general sale would be that fans would no longer be able to sit in the same section as their fellow supporters.


Some will argue that these fan sections aid in the organization of fan-chants, and creates a general camaraderie. Creating fan sections is a common element to nearly all sporting events, after all. And I would be willing to buy into that argument if music shows operated anything like sporting events (see parts 1 and 2). But they don’t. These are semi-live performances put on by the top-charting idols. The competition aspects are completed before the performance begins, and any “live” judgment is entirely subject to bias. During the show, there is really no need for an outpouring of specific support. Your bias would probably rather have an entire arena cheering for them than one small section in the corner of the venue. There’s no need for enmity between fandoms, as there is no active competition between artists.

It would help tremendously, in fact, if music shows were treated as entertainment rather than competition. Yes, go, attend! Cheer because your bias walks on stage! Be entertained! But do not confuse spectacle for competition. The person next to you who cheers for a different artist is actually on your side. Both of you love Kpop. Both of you should heartily enjoy the whole show, not spend three minutes in orgasmic, asphyxiating ecstasy only to spend the next three hours giving all other groups the stink-eye.

And that’s my biggest beef with Kpop music shows. They simply haven’t taught us how to love the music we claim as our own. Instead, music shows have given us division, derision, and inhumane exclusion. I think it’s about time that stopped.


Zander Stachniak is a southern-born, Chicago-based writer who first discovered Kpop through ShoutCast Radio. His biases are f(x) and Block B.

Friday, September 11, 2015

This Week in Kpop: September 6-12, 2015

Red Velvet Dumb Dumb

This Week in Kpop is Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, etc.

Has Red Velvet Arrived?


Okay, we know, we know, Red Velvet has been around for some time now and has some pretty big hits. But with "Dumb Dumb," we're telling you, they have finally arrived. Fulfilling the promise first made with "Happiness," "Dumb Dumb" is a phantasmagoria of fun, a chaotic splash of pop euphoria. It's a mess of a song, but "Dumb Dumb" has been our jam all week and we don't care who knows it. Did you see the live performance?


Red Velvet is scorching the stage with their blistering, manic choreography, showing a confidence often reserved for groups three years their senior. So, yes, Red Velvet has arrived. You probably don't agree. If you're an SM fan, you may have crowned Red Velvet with their debut release of "Happiness," a fun, well meaning (cheesy) debut.


And while we were intrigued by the music video's stylistic touch, we didn't see how Red Velvet really stood apart from other girl groups. The talent was there, but even with "Ice Cream Cake," which everyone seems to love, we weren't ready to laud them for their greatness just yet. But then "Dumb Dumb," but also songs like "Red Dress," "Oh Boy," "Time Slip," "Don't You Wait No More," most of The Red, in fact, but especially "Dumb Dumb," Red Velvet has finally planted themselves firmly in the girl group sphere, with a manic energy, their pop-art style, and a beautiful (often messy) musical cacophony that they can undoubtedly say is all their own.

And can we talk (write) about the music video a little bit? Just a little, since we're not quite sure what to make of it, and that may be the greatest part of this whole release. You look at the music video, and what strikes you? Well, to us, and our western perspective, the assembly-line imagery and sometimes wooden/mechanical expressions of the idols feels like a commentary on the mass-produced (emphasis on) manufactured nature of the music business. Which would be an argument that we'd expect from an indie group or freaking Seo Taiji, but coming from Red Velvet and within, and we mean no offense when we say, the belly of the beast? It feels like a strange message with more self-awareness we give to agency that opened Red Velvet's career with "Sometimes you gotta be bold. Just rock the world. Booyah!"

It's so confounding that we're split here at Critical Kpop, one side thinking that we're seeing a flash of self-awareness, with SM winking at the audience, just a bit - and the other side thinking that this video was put together with no other intention beyond "looking cool." Who can say? Maybe you can.

Clash of the Boy Bands? Seventeen vs. Monsta X




Okay, we're not talking a real life honest-to-God brawl here, as something tells us that Seventeen wouldn't stand much of a chance against anyone this side of GOT7, you know? Monsta X has been to prison and rescued the love of their lives from the grips of a gang of ruffians! What has Seventeen done, except for the falling in love with one girl thing (which in Kpop, is natch)?

But musically, if there's any rivalry to watch, just by their debut and release schedules, it's Monsta X and Seventeen, two of the best rookie groups of 2015. We'll gladly say that, and we'll even say beyond these two groups, the competition is really slim. Pitting them against each other isn't even fair, since they're so different from each other. But as far as listening, the edge may go to Seventeen's "Mansae," which has a stronger hook and strength in numbers. Honestly though, you can love both groups and be just fine. But Rookie of the Year? Which group has the edge?

Seventeen vs. Monsta X: Seventeen...For Now

Siwon Doesn't Support Same-Sex Marriage??


Siwon feels like he needs to spout his support of bigoted views on same-sex marriage on Twitter, the place where celebrity goes to die? To quote a Red Velvet proverb: "Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb..."

Who Wins the Song of the Summer?


Summer is over. You know this. We know this. But you know what? That means we can finally decide, without a doubt: Who Wins the Song of the Summer. This is not a scientific calculation. This is not based on sales. This is based on our own unique criteria, and you have every right to disagree. But why don't you read what we've written first?

September 6-12, 2015

And that was This Week in Kpop! Until next week, remember: Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, and be safe!


Thursday, September 10, 2015

Who Wins the Song of the Summer?


September is well under way, and those hot summer months are already starting to feel like a thing of the past. But before you pack up your swim trunks and stow away your sunscreen, one formality remains: choosing the Song of the Summer, a time-honored tradition here at Critical Kpop. Every year, starting this year, we review the hottest summer tracks, awarding the best and discounting the rest. So let’s hear it, Summer 2015. What you got?

Tim: To me, the Song of the Summer doesn’t necessarily mean the song that tries the hardest to encapsulate that summer feeling. In fact, the harder idols try to get that summer feel, the less authentic it feels. So sorry, Guhara, Girls’ Generation, Sistar, Apink, NS Yoon-G, try as you might, you may have tried too hard here, and you ended up, ultimately, being pretenders to the throne. They are “Summer Songs,” but “Song of the Summer?” Come on. Maybe this is an unfair criteria, but often the Song of the Summer captures the summer season by both happenstance and with a twist of fate. And unexpectedly, wonderfully, we are enthralled.

So, with that in mind, I should first throw T-ara’s “So Crazy” into the fray. Why? Because I love T-ara. But also because they switched it up a bit here, taking a step back from their EDM, and brought us a super-catchy Brave Brothers classic that had the summer upbeat feel without the summer pandering. Well, besides the sailor outfits? I’m not way off base here, am I, Zander?


Zander: Who? T-ara? Couldn’t be. And here’s why - “So Crazy,” though a whole lot of fun, and maybe the best thing T-ara’s produced in years, doesn’t have staying power. And that’s what song of the summer is all about: staying in your head. To qualify as song of the summer, the music has to be so fresh, so catchy that you can’t hear anything else. It’s the first song you hear on your Kpop playlist, and it’s the last song to leave your head. It’s the song you can’t escape. Sorry, Hello Venus, Sonamoo, Wonder Girls, and sorry, T-ara, you’re all too easy to escape.

Here’s one that I couldn’t get rid of. INFINITE’s “Bad.” This song hooked me from the very beginning. Long before I discovered the joy of 360 degree VR technology, I was obsessed with the obscenely catchy music. It’s simple enough to get lodged deep within my brain, but complex enough that it’s also endlessly repeatable!


Tim: Zander, you’re breaking my heart here. You really are. Because INFINITE’s “Bad” is one of my favorite songs (and releases) of the year. But, for me, it just doesn’t encapsulate the light, airy feeling of “summer.” Same goes for GOT7, SHINee, and BTS - who also had three releases that could rank up with my favorite releases of the year. These are timeless releases that will make most people’s end of the year lists, but as the Song of the Summer? I’m sorry, Zander (sorry/not sorry), but these classics don’t capture the summer as the Song of the Summer should.

You know what song does and what you’ve conveniently forgotten? 9 Muses’ “Hurt Locker.” It’s epic, it’s hopeful, it’s bright - it was on the top of my playlist, and may not have captured the airwaves, but certainly captured...my ears? I don’t know. All I know is that if you’re going to talk about the Song of the Summer, 9 Muses has to be in that conversation.


Zander: Okay, point taken about Song of the Summer needing to capture that special summer vibe. But now I feel like you’re just trying to push girl groups. No way does 9 Muses chart as an unforgettable song. “Hurt Locker” was enjoyable, but it just didn’t have that special something. I’d take Mamamoo or Super Junior over 9 Muses any day. But no, both of those are lacking in terms of sheer music-ear-worminess. Yes, I made that up.

Here’s one. How about Big Bang’s “Bang Bang Bang” or “We Like to Party” or “Sober”? They all have a carefree, summer edge, and true to any Big Bang song, all of them get stuck in your head on an endless loop. What about one of these monster hits for Song of the Summer? Eh?


Tim: Damn you, Zander. You know how awful I’ll look if I don’t declare this the Summer of Big Bang? Well, I won’t submit. I won’t. Yes, it’s true, the minute I listened to “Bang Bang Bang” I was one of the first to say, THIS IS THE SONG OF THE SUMMER, IT’S OVER. In all caps even! But, as the summer progressed, my feelings slowly changed. As it did with “We Like to Party,” which feels just like a summer anthem, but isn’t anywhere as good as “Bang Bang Bang” (sorry/not sorry) or “Sober,” which felt too heavy, thematically, to be even a song of summer, let alone the Song of the Summer.

I know that this isn’t shedding my girl group bias, but I have to go there. AOA’s “Heart Attack” has the lightness of 9 Muses and T-ara’s summer songs but also holds a hook that that stays with you and grows and grows and grows until it’s the only thing that’s in your head. It wasn’t even my favorite girl group releases, but by the end of the summer it was really the first song that came to my head. Sometimes, the only.


Zander: Come on, Tim. Another girl group? Just kidding. AOA’s “Heart Attack” was my idea! I’m the one who started this whole idea of awarding a song of the summer just so I could give it to AOA! Because seriously, of all the great Kpop that came out these past few months, there’s one song that stands out to me as the one that constantly pops into my head, that relentlessly pursues me until I give in and listen to it again, and again, and again, and I never stop because I never get tired of it because it’s just that good. Ah! AOA. Yes, Tim, GREAT IDEA! Song of the Summer. Boom. Done.

Tim: Done? Maybe. But what do you think, dear reader?

Zander: Whatever.

Tim: No! Not whatever! WE NEED THEM. We gave our opinions, now it's your turn! Who wins the song of the summer? Let us know in the comments!


Saturday, September 5, 2015

This Week in Kpop: August 30-September 5, 2015

Purfles A Bad Thing

This Week in Kpop is brought to you by the newbies! Not quite rookies, these returning groups are trying to find their way in the confusing Kpop sphere. Will they succeed? We're not sure if we can answer that yet, but we can certainly get started, so let's get on with it!

Purfles' "A Bad Thing" 


"A Bad Thing" may not be the hit comeback we wanted from Purfles, but maybe it's the comeback we deserve. It's true that we've been anticipating their return since their debut last year with "1, 2, 3," a rookie debut that was so impressive that it rivaled Mamamoo's stellar entry into the Kpop world. A debut so impressive that we're just gonna place it here for you to enjoy all over again:


Bad ass charisma, a killer song (with a memorable hook), and those vocals tho. What more could you ask for in a rookie group?

And then Purlfes up and disappeared. For nearly a year. It was terrible. Many Kpop fans missed them, questioned if they disbanded, bemoaned their small, inefficient agency. But did we storm their offices? Protested on the streets? No, we mostly got over their absence, and for our lack of sincerity we've been awarded "A Bad Thing," which is in no way a bad thing, but a song that is more downbeat and has not capitalized on the hereafter lost momentum. Which is to say, "A Bad Thing" is hurt by our expectations, unfair expectations wrought with the passage of time.

If "A Bad Thing" came out soon after "1, 2, 3," or accompanied the single in a mini-album, we'd find the song a sexy, stylish companion piece that shows another side of Purfles while still showcasing their powerful vocals. But as a standalone song that we feel like we've been waiting forever for? We can't help but feel a bit disappointed.

2Eyes and GI



2Eyes and GI came back this week...or did they?

Look, we get it. Newer groups in smaller agencies have to sometimes dramatically alter their concepts to get attention and see what sticks. And 2Eyes' "Don't Mess With Me" was so random that their next song was destined to be a departure. The Pipi Longstocking look may cement them as one of the most random group ever.


"Pippi" actually takes an interesting turn about a minute and twenty seconds in, giving the song, and the video, some much-appreciated attitude and personality.

But GI's "DoliGo DoliGo" is just heartbreaking. The group has shed their tomboy image, one that led to the criminally underrated, "Beatles."


Instead we get something far more generic, and rather unseemly (the mouse cursor waving around BUTT and the excessive lollipop licking is not as charming as the producers may have thought). We're not ones to decry the decline of Kpop's morals or reminisce for simpler, more wholesome days, but this release feels cynical and leaves a bad taste in our mouths. It makes us sad.

Ladies' Code


Speaking of sad...we're going to just leave this here for you. No commentary. It still feels too raw.

MV of the Month: SHINee's "Married to the Music" 


We were a bit late in announcing our MV of the Month for August, but better late than never, right? SHINee takes the crown for "Married to the Music," but don't take our word for it, check out why they deserve the recognition right here!

Why I Hate Music Shows, Part Three: The Format


Zander continues his analysis on just why he hates Kpop music shows. This week he takes apart the format. Want to see what his problem is? Check out his latest piece here!

August 30-September 5, 2015

And that was This Week in Kpop! We took a look at some of the smaller releases this week and how these newer groups are trying to find a place in Kpop. But next week? Red Velvet may just dominate. And we'll be there. Until then, have fun and be safe!


Friday, September 4, 2015

Why I Hate Music Shows, Part 3: The Format


In parts one and two of the series, I took a critical look at whether or not we could consider music shows to be actual competitions. Today, I’m turning my attention to the format of the shows to discuss how they use (and abuse) spectacle, illusion, and co-presence to create a show that is anything but live. And while that might be fine for certain kinds of television, it’s antithetical and harmful to one based on “live performance.”

It’s a grand illusion.

What is a live broadcast? Most people would define it as a direct broadcast from the source with little or no time-delay. A live broadcast maintains a high degree of authenticity. If this is happening live, the thinking goes, then there is no chance for the performance or the results to be doctored. And that concept of authenticity is incredibly important for things like sporting events and live performances.


It shouldn’t really come as any surprise that Kpop music shows are not live. There are fairly obvious signals if you pay attention to the broadcast. And yet, each of these shows assumes the posture of a live broadcast. They pretend. And this isn’t really that weird. There are hundreds of shows that adopt the rhetoric of live TV while still being pre-recorded. It’s all to create an illusion called co-presence, where the viewer is able to believe that he or she is connected to those on television through time if not space. A perfect example in Western culture is the late night show, typically filmed in the afternoon and then broadcast later against backdrops of the city skyline at night.

Creating the illusion of live TV is not necessarily a problem. Kpop music shows, however, aren’t any good at maintaining the illusion.

The format ruins the spectacle.

Television is based around spectacle. A spectacle, from the Latin “spectaculum,” is a public show, especially one that is large-scale and designed for entertainment. Before the advent of TV and internet, these public shows required physical presence. Nowadays, the spectacle includes both the live audience and the viewers at home, joining them together in co-presence. For that joining of audiences to work, the illusion of live broadcast must be maintained.


Kpop music shows struggle with this part, and that has everything to do with the format they employ. For a typical broadcast, a music show will first begin with the pre-recordings, which start early in the morning. Many groups will pre-record their entire performance, and the producers work hard to fill the seats with screaming fans throughout the day. They hustle fans in and out to ensure that the right fandom is screaming their fanchant for the right group. Even the MCs pre-record much of their script.

The idea here is that the producers will splice all these pre-recordings together along with the small portions of the show that are done live. The problem is that this splicing is clumsy and ruins any chance at co-presence. Every week, the viewer at home will watch a group perform one song, then, without even a commercial break, magically be on stage once more in a different outfit, in front of a different background, performing a different song. Obviously, one (or maybe both) of these has been pre-recorded, but the Kpop music shows make no effort to hide this fact. For the viewers at home, this ceases to be a spectacle in which they can believe they are a part.


And it’s even worse for the fans in the audience. While these pre-recorded segments are airing live, the various groups will come out on stage, wave their little hats, and blow a few kisses. “Look,” they seem to say to the audience, “Look what we did while you weren’t here.” Sometimes those recordings were made as much as a week ahead of time, following the recording of the prior week’s show. For all their production value, Kpop music shows ruin their potential as spectacles by failing to maintain the illusion of live broadcast and co-presence for both the live audience and the viewers at home.

The music is painfully, dreadfully, not live.

Aside from the issues of format and illusion, the Kpop music shows produce very little that can be considered “live music.” And for a show that is based around showcasing musical performance, this is wholly unsuitable.

The most frequent discussion around live performance typically centers around the issue of lip-syncing. The argument goes something like this. Those who believe that lip-syncing is an acceptable part of live performance typically cite the high degree of difficulty of Kpop dances, claiming that the required movement and heavy-breathing naturally affects vocal performance. To give fans the best performance possible, groups should be allow to lip-sync. Those on the other side of spectrum, however, see no reason to alter vocals. For what reason, they might ask, would we watch our idols perform live if not to hear their live vocals?


The co-Producer of Show! Music Core, Park Hyun Suk, famously weighed in on this issue by claiming that his show would be taking steps to eliminate lip-syncing. In an interview he claimed that, "Ultimately, one needs to sing at least 50% [of the song] live...K-pop is now influencing the world. As much as it is receiving a lot of interest, the standards of the international fans will also get higher.”

And he is right about one thing. Kpop is receiving much more scrutiny these days, and an inability to sing live is sure to draw negative criticism. But this viewer cannot help but note the hypocrisy in Park Hyun Suk’s statement. Not only is he ignoring the fact that the majority of all music shows are pre-recorded and, therefore, no different from lip-syncing; not only is he promoting a definition of live music that sets the bar at a dangerously low threshold of 50%; not only is he unaware that his own show films live performances in the same style as music videos, thereby creating a desire in the audience for the same level of vocal enhancement heard on the album; but he is also ignoring the fact that it is impossible, as in literally not allowed, for a Kpop artist to play an instrument live on stage.

Toy instruments make for pretend performance.

None of the Kpop music shows make it possible for artists to play live music on their shows. That might sound like an issue that only applies to rock bands. The big name group import their synthesized tunes from a factory somewhere in the Nordic peninsula, after all. But the very reason why idols are allowed to lip-sync at all is because there is no opportunity for live instrumentation. No live instrumentation means that a MR (music recorded) track must be piped into the sound system, and from that point it is all too easy to start adding pre-recorded vocals. Just a section here and there quickly becomes the majority of the song.

For groups that actually do play instruments, they have zero ability to translate that into live performance. This was painfully obvious with Wonder Girls’ recent comeback in which the women took up instruments that looked very much like the toys they were. The instruments were not connected to the sound board, and Wonder Girls did not waste much effort on acting. No matter that Wonder Girls actually can play their instruments; on a show like Show! Music Core, they are not allowed to plug them in. And the same is true for more established bands like Nell and CNBLUE.

Wonder Girls performing "I Feel You" on Show! Music Core

Maybe what is so disturbing about this inability to accommodate live instrumentation is that there is no reason for it. The producers will, of course, cite the difficulties involved in set-up and breakdown for multiple bands. But this is misdirection, pure and simple. The average comeback stage is every bit as time-intensive in terms of production value.


Furthermore, if we are willing to accept the format of Kpop music shows as being pre-recorded, then where’s the problem? Set them up early, record them early, and break them down early. If that’s not good enough, a two-stage system is an easy fix. Ultimately this lack of live instrumentation is limiting for Kpop artists. Their only option right now, though Park Hyun Suk and his peers won’t want to admit it, is to rely on pre-recorded music.

The joy of watching our favorite idols perform on stage should be the ability to watch them, live, in real-time (or at least the illusion of real-time), using their own vocals and (if desired) playing their own instruments. The problem is that the Kpop music shows make this impossible with their draconian format.

Join me next week for the final part of the series in which I take on...fandoms!


Zander Stachniak is a southern-born, Chicago-based writer who first discovered Kpop through ShoutCast Radio. His biases are f(x) and Block B.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

MV of the Month: SHINee's 'Married to the Music'


The month of August was filled with potential contenders for the title, Music Video of the Month. Girls' Generation, Big Bang, maybe even HyunA? All of them were good. But nothing stood out for us quite like SHINee's "Married to the Music." Released one month ago yesterday, let's ask Timothy Moore and Zander Stachniak to give us a rundown of just why SHINee takes the prize!


Tim: When I heard that SHINee released a "horror video" for "Married to the Music," my expectations were definitely not high. And, really, this isn't a "horror" video per se, as the video is essentially very silly as opposed to horrifying. And that's really where I was blown away, how far these guys go in looking ridiculous or awful...or decapitated.

Key SHINee Married to the Music

Yes, there's moments where they can flex their idol-charisma, but there's also time for Taemin to lose his eyes, Key to lose his head, Jonghyun to throw up confetti (and lose his mouth), Onew to lose his nose, and Minho to get his head all burnt! It's all rather refreshing to see your favorite idols in the midst of unflattering, gruesome imagery and it shows the confidence SHINee has that they can go all out. The whole time I'm watching this video, I couldn't help but think, is this really an SM video? And that's awesome to have my expectations checked.

Zander: That's a really good point, Tim. Not only is this unexpected for an SM video, but it's unexpected for any idol to purposefully allow himself to look anything less than perfect. What I love about this video is that SHINee took a risk in going the zany route. Instead of horror, I'd describe this video as akin to walking through a Halloween funhouse. There's gruesome bits, like eyeballs rolling on the floor. But it's also obviously fake, like Key's glowing green entrails, which makes it fun more than anything. This might be the first music video that has made me laugh out loud. When the sink sprouted a hand and grabbed Onew's nose, that was it for me! 

SHINee Married to the Music No Nose

And even though the lyrics are clearly about a love interest, I can't help but want to read something else into it. I see SHINee here as celebrating their (often crazy) lifestyle as Kpop idols, as being "married to the music" you might say. When we hear and read about so many idol groups disbanding, struggling with depression and burnout, or complaining about slave contracts, it's hard not to look at SHINee as an exception, as at least one group that is in love with what they are doing. Or maybe this is just really great marketing by SM.

Tim: I think they definitely love what they're doing - and it shows in the video! This marriage has definitely stood the test of time! And if you're loving the official video, why not check out the performance version?


Then tell me they don't love the music, with all their hearts!